The Stake Out 23m After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office. Kramer: Gonorrhea? Puddy asks Elaine to steal a newspaper. Jerry: Yes! [10]:33, New York magazine's Vulture rated the episode as 28th best out of all 179 Seinfeld episodes, especially praising the taboo-breaking theme of STDs and the appearance of Puddy.[11]. Springfield! dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? put in So that old woman, she's just a liar, Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. Elaine is frustrated that Puddy does not seem concerned about her, when he thinks she is going to Hell. "[7], In his ranking of the 169 Seinfeld episodes, Vulture's Larry Fitzmaurice rated "The Burning" 28th, writing, "This was a great example of Seinfeld's writers skirting the boundaries of '90s network TV to break taboos specifically talk of sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea from a tractor?). Elaine: So where do you wanna eat? Sophie: How could you know? He would do it himself, but he reasons that he is bound by the Ten Commandments and she is going to Hell anyway. we're the cleaning service. Jerry takes . You don't hear that much about god anymore. The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. 7, July 1938, The American Cinematographer, Vol. (starts rubbing a stick of Jerry's butter across his face) You're just being . George: Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick For a story in the New York Post, one of the rare nixed Seinfeld scripts came up, giving the world a good idea about what made NBC balk during the hit series' run. Co-worker 2: That was bad. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. huh? This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Elaine: Well, thank you father. George: No, it's doing the same thing to someone that they did to you. difficulty-- And the heat! It's not like those and Mr. Kruger and George are burning the midnight oil. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. he isn't Kruger: According to our latest quarterly thing,Kruger Industrial Smoothing Student #2: So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer? Mr. Kruger: You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it. What George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work. [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Goodnight George Costanza: I like Christian rock. my rent It originally aired on December 19, 1996. Mr. Kruger: I don't know what it is, I can't put my finger on it, but It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip. It's all me. Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. prev George wants everyone at work to like him. This was the 16th episode for the ninth and final season. Seinfeld The Burning Script. Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and George: How's her handshake? Jerry: Losing? radio I'm with someone. musicians who think they're so cool and hip. George: And? Club's David Sims said, "Here we have (excluding the finale) the last appearance of Puddy, and one of the best! Kruger: Are you done? Jerry: I think the phone is ringing. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship, and the priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. burn for We loved what you did with it. your shoebox? main man. 7, No. Kramer (to Mickey): You know? Jerry: Sophie. Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. George, you Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you cake. The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. Daniel Dae Kim. Student #1 Elaine: Here's one. JerrY: And then? George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's That's my cirrhosis! Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake, see, I had George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a work meeting with a poorly received joke. and Kramer: Okay, what do you got? Dr. Wexler: In your packet you will find the disease you have been assigned New scene. Sophie: Are you sick, Raef? with it. toe Father Curtis joins in. They were boring. across the crowded hat store. Kramer: Gonorrhea? The Stock Tip Season 2 1. Jerry: I don't know. Entertainment Elaine asks Sandra not to talk to Jerry so much. This prompts Sandra to ask him out; Jerry accepts for fear of offending her again. [1] ", "Jey-sus!" When George tries to get Kruger to work, Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Jerry: I hear things. Daniel Von Bargen. Kruger I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Puddy: Don't peel out. Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment Where is everyone? Jerry: What's with the fake sneezing? Alex Craig Mann Student #2 George is Mt. Kramer: Gonorrhea! a Elaine enters. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld- worthy plot in and of itself. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. seat. Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with George wants everyone at work to like him.Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. "The Burning is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Maybe that's what my gonorrhea is missing. Elaine: I won't. Mickey: Aah-choo. Kramer: Oh. Episode no. The Cast Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. Kruger's office. [9] Philosopher Justin D. Barnard cited the episode as a notable example of Hell being treated comedically in popular culture. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. of I George: Hands a little smelly? You know? The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander - the actor who played George Costanza. sleep May I? her the Sophie drops her purse and when she bends down to pick it up, Jerry nods George: You never played Vegas. gone. Meeting at George's office. The list of its authors can be seen in its historicaland/or the page Edithistory:The Burning (Seinfeld). Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. Mt Sanai Hospital. a "The Burning" first aired at 9:00 p.m. EST on March 19, 1998, and achieved a Nielsen rating of 20.8. Beep, beep, beep. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Hi Sophie, it's me. all it says now is K-uger! Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. The Statue 7. The Chinese Restaurant 12. In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. phone Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! Okay, here it is, I got it. [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. Regulars: girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. Making the most of his modest part, Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. lately George: I am? Potato Guy, that's his. Heh heh. a Kramer and Mickey are back at Mt. George: I like Christian rock. Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. The Stakeout (1990-05-31) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. sees Mr. Kruger at a booth eating a piece of cake) Oh, I don't believe Why did I look danced. [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . Elaine: Quiet! Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. thumbs. Abort! Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination Outstanding card - super fast shipping - very happy with purchase! Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? George: No! Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: October 28, 1992 for the first time. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." old Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? Springfield! Puddy: Don't boss me! Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. " The Burning " is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. emits a gutteral growling sound. Abraham", "Amen! [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". ", "So we pray", but all check having forgotten to sign it. "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia, https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1174996, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names. Mr. Kruger: Goodnight everybody! George wants everyone at work to like him. Maybe They loved me. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's George Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. By the way, [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. "Saved! Kramer: And it's a waste of my talent. Good News, Bad News (1989-07-05)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Stakeout (1990-05-31)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Robbery (1990-06-07)Written by Matt Goldman, Male Unbonding (1990-06-14)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Stock Tip (1990-06-21)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Ex-Girlfriend (1991-01-23)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Pony Remark (1991-01-30)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Jacket (1991-02-06)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Phone Message (1991-02-13)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Apartment (1991-04-04)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Statue (1991-04-11)Written by Larry Charles, The Revenge (1991-04-18)Written by Larry David, The Heart Attack (1991-04-25)Written by Larry Charles, The Deal (1991-05-02)Written by Larry David, The Baby Shower (1991-05-16)Written by Larry Charles, The Chinese Restaurant (1991-05-23)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Busboy (1991-06-26)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Note (1991-09-18)Written by Larry David, The Truth (1991-09-25)Written by Elaine Pope,Larry Charles, The Pen (1991-10-02)Written by Larry David, The Dog (1991-10-09)Written by Larry David, The Library (1991-10-16)Written by Larry Charles, The Parking Garage (1991-10-30)Written by Larry David, The Cafe (1991-11-06)Written by Tom Leopold, The Tape (1991-11-13)Written by Larry David,Bob Shaw,Don McEnery, The Nose Job (1991-11-20)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Stranded (1991-11-27)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld,Matt Goldman, The Alternate Side (1991-12-04)Written by Larry David,Bill Masters, The Red Dot (1991-12-11)Written by Larry David, The Subway (1992-01-08)Written by Larry Charles, The Pez Dispenser (1992-01-15)Written by Larry David, The Suicide (1992-01-29)Written by Tom Leopold, The Fix-Up (1992-02-05)Written by Larry Charles,Elaine Pope, The Boyfriend Part 1 (1992-02-12)Written by Larry David,Larry Levin, The Boyfriend Part 2 (1992-02-12)Written by Larry David,Larry Levin, The Limo (1992-02-26)Written by Larry Charles, The Good Samaritan (1992-03-04)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Letter (1992-03-25)Written by Larry David, The Keys (1992-05-06)Written by Larry Charles, The Trip Part 1 (1992-08-12)Written by Larry Charles, The Trip Part 2 (1992-08-19)Written by Larry Charles, The Pitch (1992-09-16)Written by Larry David, The Ticket (1992-09-16)Written by Larry David, The Wallet (1992-09-23)Written by Larry David, The Watch (1992-09-23)Written by Larry David, The Bubble Boy (1992-10-07)Written by Larry David,Larry Charles, The Cheever Letters (1992-10-28)Written by Larry David, The Opera (1992-11-04)Written by Larry Charles, The Virgin (1992-11-11)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Contest (1992-11-18)Written by Larry David, The Airport (1992-11-25)Written by Larry Charles, The Pick (1992-12-16)Written by Larry David, The Movie (1993-01-06)Written by Steve Skrovan,Bill Masters,John Hayman, The Visa (1993-01-27)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Shoes (1993-04-02)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Outing (1993-11-02)Written by Larry Charles, The Old Man (1993-02-18)Written by Larry Charles, The Implant (1993-02-25)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Junior Mint (1993-03-18)Written by Andy Robin, The Smelly Car (1993-04-15)Written by Larry David,Peter Mehlman, The Handicap Spot (1993-05-13)Written by Larry David, The Pilot Part 1 (1993-05-20)Written by Larry David, The Pilot Part 2 (1993-05-20)Written by Larry David, The Mango (1993-05-16)Written by Buck Dancer,Lawrence H. Levy, The Puffy Shirt (1993-05-23)Written by Larry David, The Glasses (1993-05-30)Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross, The Sniffing Accountant (1993-10-07)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Bris (1993-10-14)Written by Larry Charles, The Lip Reader (1993-10-28)Written by Carol Leifer, The Non-Fat Yogurt (1993-11-04)Written by Larry David, The Barber (1993-11-11)Written by Andy Robin, The Masseuse (1993-11-18)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Cigar Store Indian (1993-12-09)Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross, The Conversion (1993-12-16)Written by Bruce Kirschbaum, The Stall (1994-01-06)Written by Larry Charles, The Dinner Party (1994-02-03)Written by Larry David, The Marine Biologist (1994-02-10)Written by Ron Hauge,Charlie Rubin, The Pie (1994-02-17)Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross, The Stand-In (1994-02-24)Written by Larry David, The Wife (1994-03-17)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Raincoats Part 1 (1994-04-28)Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross,Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Raincoats Part 2 (1994-04-28)Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross,Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld, The Fire (1994-05-05)Written by Larry Charles, The Hamptons (1994-05-12)Written by Peter Mehlman,Carol Leifer, The Opposite (1994-05-19)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld,Andy Cowan, The Chaperone (1994-09-22)Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld,Andy Cowan, The Big Salad (1994-09-29)Written by Larry David, The Pledge Drive (1994-10-06)Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross, The Chinese Woman (1994-10-13)Written by Peter Mehlman, The Couch (1994-10-27)Written by Larry David, The Gymnast (1994-11-03)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer, The Mom And Pop Store (1994-11-17)Written by, The Soup (1994-11-10)Written by Fred Stoller, The Secretary (1994-12-08)Written by Carol Leifer,Marjorie Gross, The Switch (1995-01-05)Written by Bruce Kirschbaum,Sam Kass, The Label Maker (1995-01-19)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer, The Race (1994-12-15)Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross,Larry David, The Scofflaw (1995-01-26)Written by 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O'Keefe,Billy Kimball, The Wizard (1998-02-26)Written by Steve Lookner, The Burning (1998-03-19)Written by Jennifer Crittenden, The Bookstore (1998-04-09)Written by Spike Feresten,Darin Henry,Mark Jaffe, The Frogger (1998-04-23)Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin,Steve Koren,Dan O'Keefe. K-uger! As a disgruntled, low-level postal worker, Newman's threats are pretty baseless, and he tends to inflate the importance of his position. it. Sophie: No, I understand. You are too much, Mr. Kruger! Jerry: Hey Mickey. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. The Robbery 3. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. The Busboy Season 3 1. that stuff? Tractor story? Jerry: No, she looks completely normal. farm. It's very positive. Student #1: Okay, any other pain? It aired on January 19, 1995. The problem outsmarts you. Copyright 1995-2023 eBay Inc. All Rights Reserved. Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell".[8]:106.
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